Did I Mention I'm Not Wearing...Pants?
I have just discovered that Friday, May 2nd, was unofficially
No Pants Day.
And I missed it. This disturbs me greatly.
Somehow, things went horribly awry, and I spent my entire day girding my loins and legs with pants. While I'm not one to really care a lot for holidays like Valentine's Day, Halloween, I-Sat-Next-To-You-On-The-Bus Day, and so forth, this would be one I'd show my support for.
Not to mention that No Pants Day was celebrated again on May 7th, and I was unawares of that too.
To make up for this, sometime next week I shall celebrate a belated No Pants Day of my own.
Many of you reading this can feel free to scream in terror and make horrified comments like, "My eyes! My bleeding eyes!" Though odds are my fiancee will be delighted of my no-pants status, and quite probably help remove them...and keep them off.
I suppose it's just as well I hadn't celebrated No Pants Day on May 2nd. I somehow doubt I would have made it past the theatre lobby for a matinee of
X-Men 2. Though there might be the odd chance of claiming my giraffe boxers were in fact, a pair of ultra-ventilation shorts.
Today's Lesson: www.nopantsday.com/
posted by Phillip at 6:15 PM
